me:  *puts earphones in*
me:  
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me:  oh right
me:  *plays music*

talesofacollegenothing:

I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’

mrsjasonsegel:

Julie Andrews.

Julie, Fucking, Andrews.

Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.

Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.

Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.